fruitcrocs:

jesus stealing food from children

(via mellerrzz)

(Source: piperelizabeths, via bastille)

bjorg-man:

OH MY GOD

(Source: crazychipmunk, via barack-obottm)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via aicsx3)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via bastille)

all-funny-memes:

I’m not the only one today

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

— dr seuss (via kushandwizdom)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via telapathetic)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via bastille)

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